转载北大清华才子斗帖（不服的跟上） 先是一个女生写的: 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
呕吐,呕吐,只想低头撞树 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
然后又见一男生写的: 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
一日自习深处,见一女生撞树 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
呕吐,呕吐,恐龙也敢摆酷 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
以下为回帖: 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
今日黄昏奇遇,见有两人呕吐 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
装酷,装酷,一不留神撞树 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
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一日闲庭信步,忽见三人呕吐 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
何故,何故？只为都在水木 2J Wp 5
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无事闲逛水木,惊闻四人撞树 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
愤怒,愤怒,罚你四人植树 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
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那日四人植树,还有一人监督 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
残酷,残酷,惨状不堪入目！ 2J Wp 5
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都怪有人撞树,害得满版酸句 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
删去！删去！免得大家发怒 2J Wp 5
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2J Wp 5
你笑我闷气堵,害我搜肠刮肚 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
佩服,佩服,我咬牙切齿想哭 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
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忽闻一人痛哭,不知这是何故 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
嘀咕,嘀咕,只缘恐龙撞树！ 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
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昨晚饭后散步,忽有两人呕吐 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
跑路,跑路,又遇恐龙撞树 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
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今天校园过路,忽然发现没树 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
罪过,罪过,大家爱惜树木 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
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近来真是添堵,水木烂人无数 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
何苦,何苦,都来撞俺老树 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
残桓 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
扑通扑通扑通,有人掉入水库 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
后若再有跟帖,定是无聊之徒 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
梧心 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
楼上兄台摆酷,没事跳入水库 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
何故,何故,只因未穿nei裤 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
残桓 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
兄台太过狠毒,我心中淤血乱吐 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
只是要环境保护,拿你饭碗接住 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
梧心 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
饭后闲庭信步,偶见一人乱吐 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
止步,止步,观赏血花无数 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
残桓 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
吐完刚在洗漱,见人吟诗散步 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
孤独,孤独,回家大嫂要怒 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
无尽虚空 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
竖看一葫芦横看一酒壶 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
咕咕咕咕越喝越糊涂 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
梧心 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
路上拾到葫芦,便想饱了酒肚 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
糊涂,糊涂,只是一瓶白醋 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
残桓 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
大家成了文儒,挖空心思回复 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
辛苦,辛苦,肚皮里一坛酸醋 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
梧心 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
大水发到此处,众人跟风摆酷 2J Wp 5
2J Wp 5
追溯,追溯,只因恐龙呕吐
